Top

Oral Sex, Head, Blowjob.

Your girl gave me top last night

by angvlo October 14, 2017

pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

Top Sponge

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.

Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"

by FoffTim October 16, 2017

top tit twister

having sex so fast that her titty twists

yoo... sorry for pulling the top tit twister on you last night

by tit maniac May 22, 2017

top sheeter

Somebody who looks only at the top sheet in a file and assumes what they are looking for isn't there.

He is such a top sheeter.

by Kdupes May 24, 2017

top plop

Its when you take a top, spin it, and plop it onto jello...it really fun!! you should try this!!!

DUUUDE!!! you just nailed that top plop!!!!!

by PInkBAcon May 26, 2017

san diego top hat

The act of doing a handstand and shitting while someone uses your mouth.

Jen is so classy. Last night she did a handstand and sucked me off, and at the end gave herself a San Diego Top Hat.

by leonlettforthewin May 29, 2017