The Sloppy Potato

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.

Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.

by Beary White January 21, 2020

potato sack

a person who has lost all or part of both legs and both arms aka a quadruple amputee

Boiii you still gonna hit that? She's a potato sack

by dictionaryDude7896 January 28, 2020

food thai potatoes

a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.

Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE FOOD THAI POTATOES!!!

by orangasm February 2, 2020

Tomash potato

An absolute qt with a big batty

Let’s go tomash potato

by The tomash admirer April 13, 2020

Potato dazzle

When someone takes a bite of potato kugel and swishes it around his mouth with soda

Shimmy did u just potato dazzle your food

by The jew gang April 16, 2020

Meth potato

A meth potato is a mother who constantly does drugs and is a lowlife and embarrassing to the whole family

Jimmy : man my mother is such a meth potato

Frank: a psycho my nigga she smells like pipe loads of drugs and her teeth are all rotted out that’s nasty cuz what a drug bag

Jimmy: yeah man I can’t believe she’s my mother she’s such a beer addict and shame to society’s well being she smells like drugs what a slut she digs on all the guys just so she can get what ever she wants

Frank: what a fucking meth potato

Jimmy: HEY GUYS MY MOTHERS A METH POTATO!!!

by Ragbomb69 February 11, 2020

Potato

Madison Taylor

Potato is my friend.

by The Potato Baron February 11, 2020