Black Survival is the act of surviving as a black person because you are unfortunately discriminated against by the entire government system. You're doing whatever you can to provide for yourself and your family while avoiding getting killed by whatever's out there in this cruel world.
by muhballsitch666 June 8, 2020
Get the Black Survival mug.A "black pic" is when you break into someone's house at night and decide to take a selfie in the living-room. The picture will be dark due to the absence of light in the area. Hence the word "black".
A young man was arrested last night after a private residence noted the police of "a random dude chilling on the sofa, playing on a MacBook pro and taking black pics".
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Get the black jimmie mug.When two people are together, but do not want the MAN in their business with ALL that paperwork (common law).
by Pimp juice 78 December 22, 2021
Get the Black married mug.A compromise made to appease the black people in a group. Like a regular bandaid, a black bandaid only works for short period of time before falling off.
"We were forced to apply a black bandaid to avoid getting into a fight with Tyrone" said John after finishing a piece of fried chicken.
by Agent Lonewolf November 25, 2015
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After a long night of binge drinking and chasing loose women, you somehow end up alone. You then proceed to pull out your erected penis, and during masterbation, you pass out. The next morning you wake up with your pants around your ankles and no recollection of what happened.
After a long night of binge drinking and chasing loose women, you somehow end up alone. You then proceed to pull out your erected penis, and during masterbation, you pass out. The next morning you wake up with your pants around your ankles and no recollection of what happened.
Dude, I think my roommate blacked off again last night! I can't find my lotion and he is passed out on the coffee table buck naked.
by Lukeasauraus April 11, 2011
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