Wife: "Did you hear me taking that shit?"
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
Husband: "The whole street did, love. It sounded like a box of old shoes falling from the loft."
by Dr Wannarey January 11, 2008
Get the box of old shoes falling from the loftmug. Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!
by FlushedAway June 2, 2017
Get the Bon Voyage Me Old Cream Crackermug. The worst kept secret in American entertainment - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn 40 years old, and your career is effectively over. You're done.
The American actress Hilary Swank a few years back played the lead in a film called 'Amelia', a biopic about Amelia Earhart. Earhart, for those of you who may not recall, was a famous early 20th century American female aviator who, at the age of 40, mysteriously disappeared and was never seen again. Ever. Which, when you think about it, is right up Hollywood's alley because if you're an actress and you're in Tinseltown and you turn 40, you disappear, too. Never seen again. Never. Ever. The mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress.
by Virgin Suicides November 5, 2017
Get the the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actressmug. To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.
Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.
In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.
In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.
by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010
Get the good old fashioned country ass whoopingmug. by david.david.son June 26, 2009
Get the i am 12 years old and what is thismug. Slang expression used for Wayne Kramer of the MC5 because he's an old ass clown these days trying to capitalize on the past of his deceased friends rather than doing it on his own. Had a couple of good songs here and there, but constantly keeps recording "The Harder They Come" by Jimmy Cliff on nearly every recording in an inane attempt to make the song famous. Put your money of Sonic's Rendezvous Band for much, much more talent.
Dwayno Da Old Ass Clown can't even count anymore because he has 6 people in the Neo-MC5, so he's gettin' old
by Roger Halstead March 26, 2008
Get the Dwayno Da Old Ass Clownmug. A dirty old bitch with a penchant for sucking crooked penises and getting ass-fucked by door knobs and broom sticks while getting repeatedly teabagged by low-hanging old man balls.
My friend Robb is the biggest D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy) on the planet. He sucks more cock than all the whores in Las Vegas combined. His eyes are black and blue from all the old man nuts slapping his face and his hole is stretched wider than the Grand Canyon from riding so many door knobs.
by MixedUpMixerMan July 13, 2012
Get the D.O.B.T. (Dirty Old Bitch Timmy)mug.