Half-straight

Chad: Guys Malinda and Gary are both looking pretty hot.

Devon: dude I thought you were heterosexual

Chad: Nah man I’m half-straight.

by Miss misery November 4, 2022

Straight John Porkin’ it

When you flicker jelq whilst wearing a John Pork Mask

Cristian: ‘I’m straight John Porkin’ it’
Toby: ‘Me too big boy’

by StraightJohnPorking December 3, 2024

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son May 18, 2018

when you're with your bros and just being a dogg

a: (vibin', straight-dogging)

b: you're the vibe bro

by the apls_ January 8, 2022

When a song is so good that the sensation of listening to it is the equivalent to receiving head. A term usually used by horny eboys

Person 1: hey did you hear that new gunna album?

Person 2: yeah its aight

Person 1: Damn, i thought it was straight head

by Enrone May 22, 2020

Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."

Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"

by Brosketti May 5, 2020

by jerry dow May 24, 2019