Djurdja U

Djurdja U is the most precious girl in world,perfect and kindest. all boys are in love with her obviously and every girl thinks she is gorgeous af and don’t know if they want to be her or with her ?! she is an angel from heaven and perfect friend. always there for you. SHE IS DEFINITION OF PERFECTION

-did you see Djurdja U?

yes my eyes are blessed.
-Nobody is perfect !
uh Djurdja U is,wdym?

by milicica November 27, 2021

no u wormhole

The ultimate comeback to no u blackhole

1: Hello mate
2: Hi. Btw dude your mom gay.
1: No u
2: No u infinity
1: No u blackhole
2: No u wormhole

person 1 instantly dies

by Your mom geiii October 3, 2018

snap me u

You better fucking text my ass

Boy: how old are you
Girl: 13
Boy: snap me u

by @nina.teribery February 6, 2020

No U

Phrase used to counter any insult no matter the intensity. This will reflect any insult back to your enemy with the effectiveness of a 100x

Bully: You’re mother is an intellectual.
Me: No U.
Everybody else: *expression of complete shock*

by Third grade niggas May 10, 2018

no u<3

usually said in texting or something. its used to say something back to someone but like... make it rude?

some random person: "shut up "
another random person "no u<3"

by tocixwaste November 6, 2021

Stocked u

Letting your neighbor know that he/she is ready for any needs while husband is out of town.

James let Karen know he “stocked u” while Jason was out of town.

by Engineer_dad February 15, 2021

Laptop u

When a female goes under a desk while your on the computer and starts performing oral sex on a man.

As Daniel was doing his homework assignment on his computer, Marisa surprised him with some laptop u..

by Daniel Hurley January 27, 2023