An old crippled skin sack with a politicians hand up his ass like a puppet. He often forgets he is president but makes up for it by forgetting he exists.
by Demukes November 21, 2022
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by Runner from joe May 7, 2021
Get the Joe biden mug.A complete incompetent moron who is currently in charge of America, also has a fixation in children and cannot comprehend where he is most of the time.
by Psychology37 September 28, 2022
Get the Joe Biden mug.Complete puppet ran by his nut job companions. He thinks his name is Brandon and has no idea where he is half the time. He can barely say a complete sentence. He blames other people for the shit done to our country. And yet dumb asses still voted this bitch in. Y’all owe me gas money.
by Speakin_thetruth April 23, 2022
Get the Joe Biden mug.by El Wappo. June 19, 2021
Get the Joe biden mug.A senile old man who fenagled himself into running the entire U.S. by essentially promising to fix everything with the wave of a magic wand and that, "orange man racist, orange man bad" (in case you're brain is filled with as many holes as a fine swiss cheese, that's not an actual Biden quote) and is in a running gun battle with his teleprompter.
"Dude did you see Joe Biden's fight with the teleprompter today?"
"Yeah it looks like the teleprompter won. In fact, the teleprompter beat this old fuck like a drum."
"Yeah it looks like the teleprompter won. In fact, the teleprompter beat this old fuck like a drum."
by Ahumanbeingonplannetearth July 12, 2021
Get the Joe Biden mug.The oldest president ever. He has been through various government positions. He hit his biggest position in 2008, when he was elected vice-president under Barak Obama. He was then elected president in 2020, with his vice-president of Kamala Harris. He has brought America through COVID-19, BLM riots that caused a ton of money in damages, and has now started getting us involved with Russia. Under Joe Biden, we are supporting Ukraine, and is flirting with the idea of stopping the use of Russian oil in America. He has been showing various signs of mental illness. He will next cause the downfall of America, and will get us into war. Fuck Joe Biden. Let's go Brandon.
by Brandon Montoya from Zion March 11, 2022
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