Music industry

Taylor swift

People use it in sentences like “Taylor Swift is music industry”

by Kiwistan13 December 12, 2021

Anti Lofi Music

Lofi Music is bad for you

Alex: Lofi Music are chill
HAEGREENDAL: GO WATCH HAEGREENDAL AND PUUUNG RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF STUPID LOFI MUSIC

Anti Lofi Music Day

by HyebinXXIII March 23, 2021

Music Limbo

The brief period of time between Spotify Wrapped (and whatever bullshit Apple music does) and January 1st, where anything you listen to won't be included in next years Wrapped.

"Hey man why the Hell are you listening to the Wiggles?"
"It's Music Limbo! It don't matter!"

by @Mahtahis December 6, 2020

"music on hold"-grade tune

Refers to a somewhat-"tame"/boring and/or repetitive musical composition that is "okay", but definitely nothing special or "memorable" --- it would merely be something that you might wanna half-listen to while waiting for someone to pick up/get back to you on the phone, be serenaded with over a store's PA system while shopping, or have for soothing your impatience when riding a slow elevator.

The NYC Greyhound station plays light-classical music over the ceiling-speakers to help its patrons to while away the long boring hours during bus-layovers; I appreciate it that they don't simply toss "music on hold"-grade tunes at you for extended periods.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019

Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022

Flannel music

Depressing or edgy music usually indulged by people who wear flannel shirts and act depressed or are just emotionally confused.

“This flannel music is just edgy and unenjoyable”

by A Moose in a C-10 February 24, 2020

We are the music makers,. And we are the dreamers of dreams

What you say when you want a child to shut their fucking mouth already.

Kid: What's a zeppelin?
You: We are the music makers,. And we are the dreamers of dreams

by Troi_Baker October 27, 2021