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J. Lupton Middle School

Prison school built for dumb children and racist science teachers. And school shooter drawings. A stupid child that says the N-word on an instagram live.(Hes not black) There is bo windows in most of the school so u lose track of how long u have been inside. Poor Sally never came out:( There is alot of chill teachers tho. Some of them r rly nice and funny. Going outside for lunch is fun tho
“Oh, fuck!” He exlcaimed “ I stubbed my J. Luoton Middle School” This means that he stubbed hs J. Lupton Middle School
by Cock N Ball Torturer December 29, 2021
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highland lakes middle school

A middle school where there is too much drama and alot of bitches to start it. If you want to go to highland lakes its like committing suicide. Everyday you spend in highland lakes is a day you have wasted valuable energy and wisdom.
Hey bro, have you heard of highland lakes middle school? Its a shitstorm.
by Killme2.0 April 12, 2017
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Stone Hill Middle School

A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:

Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.

Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!

Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.

Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.

*Months later*

Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!

Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
by whydidyouclickmyprofile August 28, 2023
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Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.
“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
by hardboi February 3, 2020
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Kelly A. Burlison Middle School

kelly a. burlison middle school is a place full of T H O T S, fake girls, and player guys. everyone hates everyone but hides it. its full of poor people who buy off brand and fake yeezys to look cool. but they just get made fun of.
“they go to kelly a. burlison middle school they must be a fake thot, dont talk to them!”
by Stoopid anal February 24, 2019
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Upper Township Middle School

A small public schoolin south jersey run by mr leekypants. the students are are absolute assholes and have nothing good to say about anyone. The teachers are either expired or sexist and every student is homophobic. This school is where the snobby rich parents send their kids.
Hey, did you hear about the student from "Upper Township Middle School" who killed them self from being bullied too much?
Wow, that's insane.
by MegaMommyMilf January 7, 2022
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Middle School

the worst years of your life anything back can happen here dating puberty and many more

it can good for you if you get accepted in the school you wanted to go or it can go really bad and drop out of school
your ex can be here or that same bully from elementury comes to the same school

a lot of things can happen and i mean A LOT.
you: brother you need to be carful in your middle school years

little brother: why

you: it the worst years of your life.
by Rlzonx March 3, 2022
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