co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's great-great-granduncle's wife.

My co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.

"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo

by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020

Dad's Law

Dad's law is the right of the father to turn the bed room of his first born in to a dad's pad or man cave E.G a games room , bar sports room , small cinama or pool room .

Him: The eldist has gone to uni time to sort the dad pad.

Her: erm who says I want a walk-in wardrobe!!!
Him: Dad's Law
Her: 😡😭🤬😡😭🤬

by Tippedthread1 August 15, 2024

niece-in-law

1- Nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's niece.

niece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

co-great-niece-in-law

The granddaughter-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.

My co-great-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

nephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's nibling's husband.

My nephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023