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anti-job

someone who doesn't care about getting a job or going to study
- MOM I DONT CARE BOUT SCHOOL ON SEPTEMBER 1 I DONT NEED IT
- You WILL go..
*mom quits room*
- .................. wot
Father: Shhh I am an anti-job too. Money does suck, right?
by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015
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Stomach job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat
Im never fucking a fat bitch again she gave me a stomach job
by Braindeadism November 3, 2017
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sand job

Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock
by the clamburgler December 12, 2012
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The Italian Job

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne
Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021
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S- job

Soap job
Hand job made with soap, when out of lotion.
My girl is always out of lotion so she gave me S- job
by atthirari January 4, 2016
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Jobs Corollary

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
by Mofrak August 24, 2010
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McRim job

When you go to McDonalds and ask for a rib job from one of the employees involving a sauce of your choice. Extra sauce is 5 cents more.
Yeah I'll have a 10 minute McRim job with the sweet chili sauce please?
by Beaver Meat November 22, 2011
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