- MOM I DONT CARE BOUT SCHOOL ON SEPTEMBER 1 I DONT NEED IT
- You WILL go..
*mom quits room*
- .................. wot
Father: Shhh I am an anti-job too. Money does suck, right?
- You WILL go..
*mom quits room*
- .................. wot
Father: Shhh I am an anti-job too. Money does suck, right?
by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015

by Braindeadism November 3, 2017

by the clamburgler December 12, 2012

When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne
Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
by Shark_Dude_Bruh January 23, 2021

by atthirari January 4, 2016

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."
Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"
Guy #1: "What?"
Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"
Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"
Guy #1: "What?"
Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"
Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
by Mofrak August 24, 2010

When you go to McDonalds and ask for a rib job from one of the employees involving a sauce of your choice. Extra sauce is 5 cents more.
by Beaver Meat November 22, 2011
