Jake

Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.

Where is Jake.

In the bathroom unrolling his dingulus

by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021

jake sommer

To pull a Jake Sommer is an action by which some person of the male gender, preferably named Jake, Has anal sexual intercourse with any male by the name of nick.

Man, i heard nick pulled a Jake sommer at the party last week.

by TheTruthMustBeTold April 21, 2014

Jake

A dumb fortnite player tha nobody loves. Thinks girls like him when the don’t.

“Omg is that Jake he is so ugly”

by Mind reader 4567890- October 21, 2020

Jake Hoisington

An absolute G.O.A.T

He is a Jake hoisington

by anonymous May 31, 2021

A Jake story

A story that in some aspects could maybe be true but is mostly an exaggeration

"Man that chick was sucking my dick upside down down." "Man stfu that shit has to be a Jake story!"

by Big_Dick_Bee420 March 15, 2023

blake and jake

Two of the most powerful individuals. Basically two demi-gods roaming around the earth, that always finds a way to win.

I think Blake and Jake are sexy.

by THEBLAKEANDJAKESHOW November 11, 2020

Jake

Very kool and epik gamer

He is also very kool

Jake is very kool

by Bcienendns July 25, 2022