Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.

After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"

by Jay Reign January 22, 2023

straight cheese curding

when something is highly valuable or another phrase for bussin

this bank is straight cheese curding.
the food is straight cheese curding

by heeshuger June 21, 2021

Alpha Straight

Straight people that dont support or are against corruption, mutilation or abomiantion, they are the ones falsely accused of being homophobic and transphobic for being pure alphas

TateHater193: "You are the most homophobic and transphobic twitter user, delete your account"

TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"

by Sh4d0wz June 26, 2023

straight rips

To purse an idea, goal, or dream even if the odds are against you. Having no doubts and worries of the outcome. Being confident enough to take action towards one's desires. Can be written as st8 rips for short hand.

"I took a straight rip when I moved out here, I have no regrets it's been awesome ever since."

"Jeff did so many straight rips on his work, now it's being recognized in Times magazine"

"I kept fumbling on getting my business started, but all that really matters is that I tried and I would have never known the outcome if I didn't do straight rips."

by Poggz September 23, 2022

straight world

The lifestyle of those who are white collar

Jimmy doesn't get high on the weekends since he finished college and started working in the straight world

by Nobuddy2Special February 18, 2022

That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process

John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"

by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023

extra straight

Someone that can still dig transsexual so long as the play doesn't get too gay.

Example: Giving bj's
Reach arounds etc.

TSJulie: 😉
StraightGuyJake: Sorry I am Super Straight.
TSJulie: Oh are you sure you aren't even a tiny bit extra???
StraightGuyJake: How much extra are we talking about here something truly tiny or a whole LOAF???
TSJulie: We'll it's pretty tiny but I want you to play with it.
StraightGuyJake: Well Maybe I could be a bit extra straight but I'm definitely not super extra straight!

by PIF01010101010 March 9, 2021