anorexia brain

A process where your brain does dumb reckless shit that you probably have no recollection of, due to an anorexia episode.

“Remember when you kissed your Cousin Tom Last Christmas?” “Anorexia brain fr”

by P00pyp0opypo0 January 21, 2023

Brain churnder

A drug dealer. One who churns brains.

Hinge: We've run out of poppers, lube and cocaine again luv.
Bracket: No problem honey, I'll pop in to see the brain churnder on the way back from the Tool Box Sexpress.

by Smokin'Gee June 4, 2021

Brain

What you use to think with, if you didn’t have you you wouldn’t think!

Hello how is your big brain doing today?

by Aunt Jane November 7, 2019

Australian Brain Freeze

The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.

My girlfriend's asked me to do the Australian Brain Freeze for her last night. It was horrible.

by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024

Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

fossil brained

ur dumb ass shit bro

“your so fossil brained”

by bussybuttsayeee January 1, 2022

Brain Scope 1

The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.

This patient experienced Brain Scope 1

by Vortex Define August 13, 2019