wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around

Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me

by fuckmedaddyseven June 9, 2021

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Portable Pocket

Another name for "bag" or "handbag"

"Honey, have you seen my portable pocket?"

by DovahDeathPunch September 14, 2018

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Out of pocket

Something that was uncalled for, rude or an inconvenience.

Bailey: your shirt is super unattractive, but it looks good on me.
Mary: That was out of pocket so shut up.

by Aaawwubbis September 2, 2021

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croc in his pocket

a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money

"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."

by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016

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Pickle Pocketing

Reverse pick pocketing, traditionally the act of putting a pickle in someones pocket but now refers to sneaking anything into someone’s pocket without them noticing.

“Dude someone pickle pocketed me with a cactus succulent the other day and I’ve been pulling needles out of my fingers ever since.” “Dude no way! I’m totally doing that the next time I’m out Pickle Pocketing!”

by Inverse metamorphosis January 28, 2022

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