Full Court Pressed

An instance of being so pressed that you must defend yourself against a whole team of aggressors.

*Friends are all roasting buddy who's made a bad decision*
Roastee : STFU guys, it's not as bad as it sounds, you all are just stupid.
Roaster : Woah buddy don't be getting all full court pressed on us, we're just ribbin ya!

by HMatzy March 15, 2023

Full Time Scum

"Full Time Scum" is also known as FTS for an abbreviation . This refers to a person whose sole purpose of living and outlook of life is for sexual pleasure and to increase their amount of sexual partners. Someone who is FTS bottom's line is always sex, for example, they may maintain a job, but the purpose of that money is to go towards an effort to increase their body count. Someone who is FTS does not have time for any other hobbies, if it may not result in sex

Bro JP is a full time scum, he's linked 4 girls this week and its only Thursday!

by FTS4L March 15, 2023

Full Reset

Saying uses not out loud but in the mind of a person will trouble focusing when things are cluddered.

Fast food worker: Man it's really busy and I can't focus on anything because there's stuff everywhere.

Full Reset

Cleaned up everything good as new and ready to move on without anthing slowing you down.

TNK

by ItsVanisher March 27, 2023

the full feeney

Scenario where an auto mechanic masturbates into an air filter before installing in a customer's car and charging them for the service.

Jesus, this car smells like semen! She must have gotten the full feeney during the last oil change.

by jay1142 April 2, 2023

Full Hegseth

Getting drunk and dropping inappropriate stuff in a work groupchat because your opsec is secure

"I had to call HR because Larry went Full Hegseth after beers at lunch, he said Janice's tits are primo. This is why nobody invites him out"

by JWR8 March 26, 2025

Full Monkey

When an individual jumps around or over something or someone to avoid exposure to a nasty situation.

At the Taj Mahal in India, AP1 had to go full monkey in the men’s bathroom to avoid contact with people sleeping on the floor in urine and others taking a standing bath in the sink.

by El Diablo4eva March 31, 2025

Full Man Sandwich

Refers to a scene from A Minecraft Movie where Jack Black (Steve) and Jason Momoa (Garbage Man) are flying through the air towards a small opening in a mountain side and are forced to use Jack Blacks move, the “Full Man Sandwich” forcing the two to 69 each other mid air. This scene is considered by many to be one of the greatest things they have ever witnessed.

I am ordering you to make a Full Man Sandwich!!!

by happycaptain April 6, 2025