Me: Morning bro! I need upkeep money.
Dad: Am not your bro. Am your dad.
Me: I love you dad.
Dad: love you too bro.
Dad: Am not your bro. Am your dad.
Me: I love you dad.
Dad: love you too bro.
by Yungbeard January 14, 2017

A Dad is someone who probably left your family when you were 3yrs old or went to buy milk but you already had some...
by Dick Hammerbush June 1, 2020

Good morning Dad
by CBunde09 May 30, 2024

Acronym for "Day After Drinking Shits". Typically occurs after a late night bender. Consistency of pancake batter. Also known as "beer shits". Not enjoyable, but necessary for relieving a hangover.
by Supastar4286 April 25, 2016

Person one: “look over there there’s a hot guy”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
Person two: “but he has a child”
Person one: “I know I love hot dads”
by Bear5599 February 5, 2023
