The male parent, specifically the one that leaves his child for a gallon of milk, only to disappear for multiple years until you somehow win the lottery.
Please come home, dad.
by YouPillock! January 14, 2021

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.
If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???
by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Im so bored imma just try to type every word possible using the WASD keys
literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back
literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back
by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.
“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”
by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022

A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.
by Yourdaddyslilgirl September 17, 2022
