Quite simple and irresistible asshole. You'll love him or hate him either way he will get in your thoughts and under your skin
by Cobbie39 January 24, 2017
Get the chris coppmug. The most badass motherfucker to be alive. If Gary Vaynerchuk and David Goggins could have a kid, Chris Zavala would be the byproduct. I give up is not in his vocabulary, you’ll never see him she a tear and he has the pain tolerance of a fucking Shark with a chunk of flesh bitten off but still swimming along eating other sharks like a murder dolphin.
If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.
He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.
He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.
Chris Zavala is so unhinged one time I heard he threw a guy off a building just to see what would happen since he talked smack about his mom.
by Youdontknowmeson June 11, 2024
Get the Chris Zavalamug. A Chris is a big gym lad who spends all his time wanking over boys, usually gay ones. He can also be recognised as a sick lad by those he rapes. A Chris is generally gay, 7/9 Chris’ are gay.
by SmallCockMonsterCum March 21, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris is the coolest guy you will ever meet.
He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
He is sometimes annoying but a really funny guy
He also loves his Nintendo switch and loves playing smash bros. He’s also a really smart guy and is really good with Tech and he’s a really good friend so if you ever get a Chris make sure to stay friends with him forever. He also likes saying your mom for some reason.
by Grumpythebeast October 1, 2020
Get the Chrismug. The dumbest dude with the ugliest beard. Thinks he's a hard worker but he's the laziest dude on the job site. Can't even afford a 4X4 dodge.
by Tbagzzzz November 8, 2017
Get the Chrismug. biggest twat going thinks he is solid cos he walks arounf with a butter knife....if you take the piss out of his obese ass cat he will come for you during the night in his shitty tracksuite with a gold shirt on.
by chris hedges June 2, 2019
Get the chris hedgesmug. The most awesome guy you'll ever see. He likes to talk with everybody, He is always in for a party, he drinks a lot and girls can't keep their hands of him because of his beautiful brown hair, deep brown eyes and his charm
by LEGEN... wait for it ...DARY February 25, 2017
Get the Chrismug.