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Car Loan

A slang expression based on the length of time of financing for the average car loan, generally 60 to 84 months (5 to 7 years), used to denote a specific period of time generally associated with a lengthy jail or prison sentence.
I heard Carla went to court last week and got off with a light sentence of probation. With all the stuff she's into and all the trouble she's caused, if I were the judge, I would have car loaned her ass!
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 3, 2022
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Car slut

A women that uses a man for his car to go places because they cannot drive
Carissa is a car slut because she’s dating a man for his car because she can’t go places without his car
by Compbansk September 12, 2022
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Ukrainian Car Wash

1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
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Real Rx
I used to wake up in my room in the morning
Put on my dirty shoes in the morning
Heard momma crying last night
Think the lights finna go out
Only thing on my mind is hitting a lick
Her nigga in prison for doing some shit
Say I'ma go to prison for doing some shit
Only thing on my mind is booming a bitch
12 Stout Street, I hated that house
I had to learn early on bein' a man about
My momma ain't never buy me shit
I sold drugs and robbed for all my shit
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by realrx November 4, 2022
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Coal powered car

An electric vehicle charged up with electricity generated by a coal fired plant.
Bill loves driving his Tesla, but he doesn't realize it's just a coal powered car.
by Ham So Low November 4, 2022
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Car Swing

When you attempt to hit a kid with the evil intentions to kill him but instead hit his legs and or fingers with a swing.
person 1Dude be more careful you just hit a kid! You’re definitely a car swing
person 2muhaha
person 1Wait… you’re pure evil
by Frostyweeny November 12, 2022
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Hoe car

The type of car a guy drives that usually indicates he’s single and lookin, a bachelor ‘s car ie chevy Camaro, Dodge Charger, etc.
He pullin all the females in that hoe car
by Sambo90 November 13, 2022
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