Kidney car

Piece of shit I gave my heart for and poisoning with copper

*Hoark*

Eat shit I have 27 months asstards

I should shoot every drive test engineer fucking kidney car, 1004 copper dirty BB's

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Car Sauce

petrol; gasoline

Miss Discommodus: "Why is car sauce so expensive these days."
Mrs. Mugracchus: "I don't know -- womyn."
Miss Discommodus: "Dang, war what is it good for."

by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020

coffin car

The last car a person will ever own

Jimmy's grandpa bought a Rolls Royce reverse-mortgaging his house. Definitely a coffin car!

by homedepotcarpet February 23, 2023

I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case

Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you

by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022

Car Douchebag

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.

Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022

Al-car-holic

A person addicted to automobiles

He can't go anywhere without his car, he's an al-car-holic.

by Anton999 February 20, 2018

Buxton bottle on car

When a man places a Buxton bottle of water on a automobile he sentences him to a duel. It is derived from the Fenghou; a mad dog like creature that deals havoc to all those around.

Ah , you left man on the log

We’ll see about that

*Places Buxton Bottle on Car*

by Balaboy May 26, 2020