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go to bed bro

A term usually exchanged between gamers who are Cat-Assing late at night, when it is said it often starts an unofficial and unspoken competition, the goal of which is to stay up as late as possible.

Older gamers may also say this to squeakers at 7pm-8pm pointing out that (normal) children of this age go to bed around this time, this usually enrages them....
Gamer 1:Uggh, i'm so tired.
Gamer 2: Dude, just go to bed bro.
Gamer 1: Nah, bro i'm fine.

Gamer 1: Go to bed bro.
Gamer 2 (squeaker): Fuck you, I will come to your house and rape your mom.
Gamer 1: Lol.
by the man who laughs April 27, 2012
mugGet the go to bed bromug.

el-bro grease

A racist term employed by rich people to refer to the practice of hiring blacks or Mexicans to do work that they feel is beneath them. The "el," in "el-bro grease" means "the" in Spanish and therefore represents Latinos and "bro" is short for "brother," which is slang for an African or African-American.
My good man! That was a smashing round of golf. Whoa! What did you shine the rims of your Lexus with? Dog shit? Might I recommend a full-service car wash where they will use plenty of el-bro grease to polish those to a sterling luster?
by Genital Colon Bowel November 7, 2012
mugGet the el-bro greasemug.

Bro-Desk Dome

when one male performs passionate, unforgettable fellatio on another male. Males tend to be in a complete bromance.
Generally used for stress relief.
Bro 1: Dude, I've been doing this paper allll day and it's killing me.
Bro 2: Dude, I know exactly what you need.
(Bro 2 pulls down Bro 1's pants and performs oral)

Bro 1: Brooooo thanks for the bro-desk dome, that was perfect.
Bro 2: We straight bruh, we straight. :DDD
by WildcatDeskDome March 8, 2011
mugGet the Bro-Desk Domemug.

clown question, bro

The standard and best retort to a clown question.
Toronto TV Reporter to Bryce Harper (a 19-year-old Major League Baseball rooking phenom whose Mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the United States): "You got a favorite beer?"

Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."

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A reporter to First Lady Mary Todd Lincoln (immediately after her husband -- President Abraham Lincoln -- was murdered by an assassin's bullet during the performance of a play at which Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln were in attendance): "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"

Mrs. Lincoln: "That's a clown question, bro. Get outta here with that shit."
by speakonit December 17, 2012
mugGet the clown question, bromug.

Choney Bros

n. A small group of gangbangers from the 650. The Choney Bros associate themselves with criminal perversion and legspeed. They also enjoy beatboxing.
Dude, you wanna join the Choney Bros? Too bad, you can't because you suck.
by Chops, The Franchise February 24, 2010
mugGet the Choney Brosmug.

bro-boating

paddling (kayaking) with nothing but skin under a pfd.
man, look at those steezy kids bro-boating in the wave.
by wliurtjhwo498rw July 11, 2010
mugGet the bro-boatingmug.

bro-flops

When a males (bro) shoes are so old and disgusting that they need to be thrown out, but since they have "wear and tare" style and they are so old that they have the imprint of your foot in them you keep them anyways. Mostly flip-flops (flops).
What is that smell?" "Its most likely his bro-flops
by PJMC November 26, 2010
mugGet the bro-flopsmug.

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