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Apple Springs ISD

Apple Springs is an independent school district located in East Texas. Well known for how bad their athletes, staff, administration, teachers, students, and cafeteria food. All are well below par and all seem to struggle in their respective areas.
I went to Apple Springs ISD for a week and this place sucks ass.
by Lightning_stick01 March 31, 2022
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Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.
The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....
by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 16, 2023
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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
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Apple

Apple
by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 14, 2022
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Apple

I swear to god if you search up Apple you a dumb ass!
I ate the round apple that I found in the trash can.
by Burnt chicken nugget January 18, 2017
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Apple

Apple: UK Slang word for a Caucasian Woman. When you cut a Apple in half the inside is similar to white skin. Hence the term Apple. Also could mean a attractive white woman. The blibical connotation is Eve giving Adam the Apple to eat. A woman seduction, temptation and desire represented as an Apple. The term Apple originates from London.
Look at that pretty Apple. She a rotten Apple. All these Apple's are on me.
by Sweetmatecol April 1, 2020
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pine apple express

The act of breaking the bong over someone’s head.
The would be assailant got the pine apple Express To the emergency room.
by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021
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