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Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.
My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me knowdinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.
by Shegruwell December 20, 2018
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Cracking

To have sexual intercourse with someone, typically with the person you're talking about on the bottom
"We ALL cracking that cute femboy right gang"
by Freakyrowan July 26, 2025
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crack check

A means of fact-checking someone's story to ensure they are not smoking crack.
Daniel's proposal seems a bit ambitious. Maybe we should crack check him.
by harrylepotter August 22, 2019
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crack trap

A coercive woman (or man) who is offering sex seemingly for free, but has a hidden motive to gain money or persuasion of the sexual partner.
That girl is a crack trap, she'll have you mowing the lawn and bringing her your paycheck by next Friday!
by RoadienamedBart October 20, 2013
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Cracked

Yup lads let’s go get cracked in the shire
by The shire gremlins October 28, 2019
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Crack

You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.

Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids. I can see daylight in my living room with all the blinds and curtains closed and no lights on, it's not coming from the lights in here.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020
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twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.
Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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