first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche nozzle.
Second person: Oh really, was it frank rossetti?
first person: Actually, yea it was!
Second person: Oh really, was it frank rossetti?
first person: Actually, yea it was!
by Frankrossetti Isahugedoucher August 5, 2010
Get the big douche nozzlemug. by BPG0004 April 12, 2016
Get the sappy douche bagmug. A person who is so much of a douche bag, that they are not described as an ordinary grocery store purchased douche bag. They are so atrocious, that they are the generic brand, white boxed douche bags one would find at the 99 cent store.
by Cincinnati Gays January 1, 2009
Get the dollar store douchemug. 1. A middle aged morbidly obese sexually promiscuous gay man who's ass smells strongly of tuna.
3. A liar, fraud, criminal
3. see Douche, Douchebag
3. A liar, fraud, criminal
3. see Douche, Douchebag
by Gut Ted Pig December 9, 2008
Get the Fatty Tuna Douchemug. by drumbeast June 30, 2009
Get the douche bag parademug. Douche Bag Dad (n) (informal)
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children.
He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children due to his sensitive feelings that are hurt easily since he's probably not physically or mentally abusing a female presently. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl or someone that needs to wear the pants of the house for him. He is also the same guy who will harass his ex-wife, send threatening text messages, threaten and throw "divorce decrees" in her face, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he bailed out by mommy and her money. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife once a week ,and probably other ex's. along with stalking, cyber stalking, AND using their job to do so. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows! He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying up and playing the "victim" and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she/he will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.
You know Lynn's ex-husband Kent? He is such a "douche bag dad" when he holds the child support check just so he can find out what she's doing. Even when he "performs" like such a great dad for everyone.
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
The kid's dad definitely qualifies for the "douche bag dad" of the year award!
by Tac Ronin September 29, 2011
Get the Douche Bag Dadmug. this word is an accurate way of categorizing roughly 90 percent of all girls ages 18-26. It combines the obvious foulness associated with douching and the obvious promiscuity that a slutted whore would display. When calling your young ho just one word doesnt fit, try this, u will enjoy the effectiveness of it!
kate: oh my gosh, lets go back to the bar to get stephanie.
nathan: shut the fuck up you douche slutted whore. (smack)
kate:(crying)
nathan: shut the fuck up you douche slutted whore. (smack)
kate:(crying)
by nate the great! January 20, 2009
Get the douche slutted whoremug.