Great War of Olly Bolly

The Great War of Olly Bolly ran from August 2021 until December 2021, involving the Olly Bolly and KT Bee nations. The cause of this monster event is unknown, but the outcome was catastrophic. The war was resolved by Olly Bolly losing at bowling, causing him to retreat back into his futile cave of Chelsea memorabilia and a cardboard cutout of Drogba.

“Mum what was the most historic war of the 21st century?”

“Oh that would be the Great War of Olly Bolly, what a tragic event”

by squishavacado January 3, 2022

Junkie war paint

When a junkie accidentally wipes the soot and ash from smoking smack (H) on tinfoil across their face, resembling war paint.

Check out that bum… he’s looking like a skid row Apache with that “junkie war paint” on his face.

by McCarthy giagantadick January 8, 2022

World War kid

A no life individual that constantly has to bring up war history

You are a smelly World War Kid

by Jones Burlingtun May 14, 2022

War Crime Island

A combination of Great Britain and Japan to commit mass war crimes, as suggested by discord user KoreanBathSalts

Damn, I hope War Crime Island doesn't do anything

by MonsoonOfTheWOD May 18, 2022

Hippopotamus War of 1887

In the years of 1887 and 1887 there was a very violent war between the brave Japanese people protected their native lands in Norway after many Facist or more specifically Scottish Commies were financially assisting the hippos in they’re conquest of Norway caused the aggravation of the Japanese but they bravely protected their lands but unfortunately were sent of to live far away in Japan.

I lost my arm in The Hippopotamus War of 1887

by Reginald Glocksonion May 19, 2022

Plug Of War

Similar to the classic game of Tug Of War, only in this sense 2 people have a buttplug in there ass with a rope tied to both plugs. The 2 players would then clinch there butts tightly trying to keep there plug up there there butts. While trying to pull out the others plug.

Plug Of War is a contest in which two people pull at opposite ends of a rope tied to butt plugs until one pulls out the plug of the other player.

by ShortMaster56 May 24, 2022

haley warring

she is the most amazing person and shes the best and soososooo funny if you have a friend named haley nicole warring and its me then shes the best.and uh shes the best.

tom:omg is that haley warring?shes coming over here!
me:ur mom
*tom dies laughing*"omg youre so funny haley"

by alianathebestpersonever May 25, 2022