down bad syndrome

Where you have no hoes so instead of trying to make a change and talk to someone you whine about it on social media or to your friends.

"I have no one, I'm so lonely."
"You must have down bad syndrome to be talking about it this much."

by Mr. I Have all the Hoes October 19, 2020

sit the fuck down

Originally coined by God when he choke-slammed Satan to what is now known as Hell.

To tell someone to "sit the fuck down" is to rub-in a victory of any proportion.

*Chuck just won a game of poker against some poker champion*

Chuck: SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

by NarooN November 25, 2009

Taking down chicks

A process by which two good-looking, jacked bro friends go out on the town to find attractive females to pursue. Once said females are located, seduction ensues; large quantities of alcohol are consumed. Male-on-female petting begins at the next bar, and by the third, the makeout sesh commences. The girls drunkenly stumble to the bathroom, where they both confer over the fact they're probably going to go home and have sex with their new male friends, and reassure one another that they're not being slutty because "those guys are just sooo f***ing hot." A cab is split between the foursome back to the bro's place. Upon arrival, the two chicks are forced into the corner, and cell phones confiscated. The chicks are made to watch as the dudes aggressively strip one another down and start sucking each other off. The homosexual interaction is at once both rough and intimate. Male-on-male sex quickly follows the foreplay. The two guys can say things like, "I love you, man, but tonight I just want f*** you", or, "your butt looks amazing with my c*** inside of it". This interaction continues, testing various sexual acts until both females are crying and traumatized. In the event they don't freak out, slight insults can be aimed towards them, such as, "Sorry, honey, I would be doing this to you, but my buddy here is just so much hotter than you are. Plus, he actually knows how to make a man hard and c**". After both males climax, cell phones are returned and the females allowed to leave.

"Oh dude, you got me so hard last night when we were taking down chicks, you're the man."

"Dude. Good job last night on taking down chicks. I think it's safe to say they won't being going home with another bar bro anytime soon. Haha."

by joejack21423 February 9, 2014

Blow me down

“Blow me down.”
is used to express surprise.

"I could ask Squire for some.”
“Without Captain knowing?”
“I'm sure I could.”
“Blow me down, so ye could.“
Captain Flint in the movie “Treasure island”, UK/USA 1950

by ulrich the noble June 6, 2016

put down a three

Put down a three (3)

to masturbate.

the third type of male body excretion.

to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.

a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".

"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."

"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."

"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"

by JiffMart May 1, 2010

I'm down, cow!

A phrase used to describe someone that wants to engage in sex with cattle.

Person 1: If you had to have sex with an animal, which one would it be?

Person 2: I'm down, cow!

by Braveskid July 27, 2011

Hand me downs

Particularly anything that has been handed down from one person to another. Preferably known as "cheap"

"Look at this dude walking into the club with these hand me down shoes on."

"Boy please, were in so much poverty right now that the closes thing you will get to Jordan's is your father's hand me downs back from class of 86'"

by mr. Swank February 5, 2010