patty top

Top of skull is flat

A patty top is person with a flat head on top
Ex: Being able too balance something on

by Micah is the goat June 25, 2024

High topped

High topped is when you feel wayyy too overamped on crank. Usually happens when you’re chasing the dragon or taking large hits one after the other. Characterized by darting eyes, frozen mouth, barely moving, lizard like behavior, or rarely even sudden bouts of psychosis. Not to be confused with a meth overdose.

“Bro, what’s wrong?”

“HOLD THE PHONE! I’m fucking high topped right now, I need to go for a walk!”

by Asriel___LOVER June 13, 2025

stuffed top

When you cum in a girls mouth and she gets a sinus infection

So at the party last night I gave my girlfriend a stuffed top and she was blowing cum out of her nose for weeks.

by Jabob May 20, 2016

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.

"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.

by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011

james topping

A strong as fuck mother fucker who is a Sex God and a secret soft ass

Look at that hunk he's such a James topping

by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019

bar top

A low-cut shirt, usually a v-neck, often with features such as one or more of the following: ruffles, sequins, lace, glitter, or other noticeable "flashy" elements. Often worn with jeans or, occasionally, a skirt, they are a figure-flattering yet relatively casual option for femmes or ladies looking to attract attention, be flirtacious, or express a mildly provocative style.

The slang appears to originate in Eastern Canada or the Maritimes.

"Are you going out with us tonight, Kate? You can borrow one of my bar tops."

by SciFiMagpie February 12, 2018