His name is pretty basic, but he's not. There are a lot of Michael's out there, but I personally think my Michael is the best. He's cuter, kinder and funnier than you think. You have to spend a lot of time with Michael to really get to know him. When I first met him, he was a total jerk.. but then I started to spend time with him and he is actually really cool. He has a lot of weird humor (spongebob crying, black guy eating a cheeseburger, the sentence "I just finished polishing my asshole.", etc). Before I actually started talking to my Michael, I thought he was annoying and rude. It turns out I was totally wrong. He's the most caring, loving person I've ever known and he's a great friend. Me and my Michael were friends for a short time until we discovered that we had nearly everything in common, so we started to date. Michael, if you're reading this.. I love you and I'm so lucky I have you in my life <3
Jane: "I sure do love my Michael. Hes so cute and nice."
Miles: "Ew apple gay"
Nathaniel: "cool."
Dante: "anYwaYs"
Michael: "huh?"
Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"
Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"
Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"
Rogan: "wadafak?"
Miles: "Ew apple gay"
Nathaniel: "cool."
Dante: "anYwaYs"
Michael: "huh?"
Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"
Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"
Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"
Rogan: "wadafak?"
by That One Discord Person May 06, 2021
by Mjthelilgoat November 24, 2021
When a man shoves his tiny toger into a hedgehog when it's on it's period then wipes its the blood onto a school bus
by I love Michael April 02, 2022
Michael Is that one guy. Gay as hell and loves Blueycapsules. Also If you're reading this Michael I'm not sorry. You ginger.
by _Beta_ February 24, 2022