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post-coital melancholy

What sometimes occurs after your first "hot 'n' heavy" session with a new chick ; it's where da gal quietly swings her legs over da side of your bed and then sits there glumly brooding about whether she wants to stay and engage in further lovemaking with you. What you'll want to do to maximize your chances of keeping da gal interested in you, therefore, is to speedily remind her of what a nice warm-hearted cuddly guy you are, and dat she'll receive "lots more delightful huggy-stuff" if she'll just stick around... as soon as you are awake enough to realize dat she is sitting there, you should immediately scooch yourself up against her back, gently wrap yer feet around her waist in an affectionate leg-hug, reach around in front of her and lovingly palm-cup her boobs, and tenderly rest your head against her shoulder and cheek while cooing softly, so dat she no longer feels ignored or neglected. (Note --- shoulder-scrunchies are an especially welcome and highly-effective soul-pleaser here, as well.) Then if she seems okay wif all dat, softly lay her back down onto da bed, neatly arrange da pillows under her head and swing her feet and legs back under do covers (extra points if you perform da bower-bird bed-buddy routine here, too, so dat da cutie feels "uniformly" warm and comfy), then put yer arms around her and snuggle/spoon her till her shivering and sadness are dispelled, after which you can probably have sex wif her again and then doze off in each other's arms once more.
All of da above advice is excellent for making a nice gal wanna stay and canoodle wif you, but sharing a relaxing warm shower wif her works wonders, as well... if da cutie is having any post-coital melancholy doubts about whether she wants to be your snuggle-bunny, just treat her to a nice long soothing steamy sudsy shower (remember to soap/scrub her back and massage her shoulder-blades without her having to request it), and you'll likely have her head-swimmingly back in love wif you in no time flat!
by QuacksO April 21, 2019
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Post Acceptance Denial

A.K.A P.A.D

The mentality achieved by the majority of Senior High School Students that have received University/and/or/College acceptances and now refuse to try in school any longer as they have no need to.
Jim: Hey Bob, did you study for that upcoming calculus text?
Bob: Fuck that, I already got into University/College name, I don't need to do shit.
Ray: Fuck you and your PAD (Post Acceptance Denial) Bob. I got rejected.
by bestloliconNA May 7, 2013
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Post Load Syndrome

It’s from the time a man shoots his load, until the girl is out the door.
We had sex, I came, then I immediately suffered from post load syndrome.
by Hi Krunch January 21, 2021
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Post-Binge Depression

The sadness you feel after you've finished bingeing a really good show and all you want is to watch more but you can't.
Synonym to Post-Binge Syndrome.
Person 1: I'm just not feeling up to it. I wanna do nothing all day.
Person 2: Post-Binge depression?
Person 1: Yup. Gravity Falls.
by Blukat2 November 3, 2023
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post days

Days that have lead up to the present
I’ve been busy these last few post days.
by The Jet m January 16, 2020
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Post exercise

The feeling you get when you finished exercising,like you feel with a lot of energy,and can do anythings.Like for example when you have been eating a lot of junk and not been exercising in a long time.But when you start to exercise,the feeing you get after,its like if you have loosen weight and look great.You feel healthy and amazing.Somehow our bodies just feel different after you exercise.Some of us think we gain muscles,when we lift weights or that our legs look great after you run in a treadmill.Even thought it's not really like that or like when you do crunches and after you check your self in the mirror you think your stomach is flat.Our minds trick us in believing that we look different,while other people see us the same.I don't know if our mind just does it,to make us feel better or our body did actually feel different.I don't know if it the same for everyone but that the feeling I get after I exercise.
I have the feeling of post exercise after a long day at the gym
by Jacky01 August 31, 2018
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Post-Virgin Syndrome

When a female becomes overly romantic or secretive over her first sex partner.
"So how does it feel now that you've done it?"

"Oh no, I don't talk about our sex life. It's special, and only stays between him and I."

"Yup, you have Post-Virgin Syndrome."
by The Big V February 10, 2013
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