John Doe

An unknown man

John doe will be here the second coming to kill everyone and destroy the earth

by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021

John Dumlao

A name taken by the dumbest person in the world. Known for hitting people randomly like an NPC. The first person to possess a negative IQ, and is currently being preserved as a live biological specie in a laboratory.

*punches classmate in the face*
"My name is John Dumlao"

*hits classmate*
"Hi"

*stabs you in the arm with a graphite pencil*
"When do you want to hang out"

by Amitoj Aujla June 8, 2022

John. A Holmes

Stupid school that has bomb\shooting threats every few weeks do not go to this school because walking to class u will get jumped

Do not go to John. A Holmes high school

by Wilmeneguskks11 August 18, 2022

John Hefford

normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.

OMG john hefford is hot

by pplover22 August 30, 2022

John Henry

The most amazing person in the whole wide world. He is such a smart, intelligent, and knowledgable person.

Oh, boy, John Henry is back at it walking with his robot car.

by # MISSING PSEUDONYM # September 6, 2022

John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals

I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist

by Realnworduser April 30, 2022

john david

a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master

Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!

by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021