Take the Shortcut

To walk in circles around your highschool to avoid going to class.

Cora: Oh shit, I've got Mrs. Crandall's class next and she's a total bitch.
Oliver: Let's take the shortcut.

by SquidyKitty June 14, 2015

Take à Napoléon

Means taking a loooong deep nap with your stomach full.

“I took a nap!” The other person replies: “Same schedule took à Napoléon too…”

Take à Napoléon… This person took a loooong deep nap with a happy stomach! With explaines why it isn’t just a nap but a more historical conquest, that needs a famous name like Napoleon.

by Tarmy613 February 16, 2024

take a tizzy/tizzy bizzy

The act of taking a “toke” out of a bong or any smoke related activity.

Friend 1: Yo man you tryna take a tizzy/tizzy bizzy before I pour it?

Friend 2: yeah bro lemme get a hit of that shit

by THAxMUFFINxMANx October 07, 2022

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016

take a lag

To 'take a lag' means to go to jail.

"He better hope the cops get to him first 'coz I'll happily take a lag to fuck him up myself!"

by rm84 October 02, 2020

Taking the huff

Taking offence to something.

Possible origins are St Helens, Widnes or Yorkshire...

wtf.

"Hey Len, are you going to Jeffery Wongs (lol) party tomorrow?"

"Umm no... I feel ill."

"Fine fuck off then..."

"Pffft, someones taking the huff!"

by The Len February 13, 2008

take thought

reflect or consider.

"he halted for a while to take thought"

by Arminkshipper August 08, 2024