Cheek-taking

The act of violently molesting someone in the ass.

Person 1: I have a phD in cheek-taking, so don't piss me off

Person 2: I didn't know you were a career grapist.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

Taking it to dinner.

Being done with something.
Ending something

Taking that boy to diner.
(breaking up with the person)

I took that joint to dinner
(smoked a whole joint)

Taking that Christmas turkey to dinner
(eating a whole-ass Christmas turkey) (most likely because your lonely)

Remember that history test that we wrote? I am taking it to dinner.

by MillsMills March 5, 2019

Taking a 'Shelly'

Being on the work place receiving end of a recreation of the 1990s Tango orange man from the sombrero wearing fuck wit in the office

"11am Tina sent that bloody email and he's just ignored it, now I'm the one taking a 'Shelly'"

by Laid Back Larry July 22, 2022

Take A Mokon

Taking a Shit

I need to take a mokon and blow this concentrated evil out the back of me

by Nepharius November 17, 2023

taking the gap

Slang from the guerrilla war in Zimbabwe for white Rhodesians who left for South Africa. Also a euphemism for dying.

You know that bank robber shot by the police?
Yeah?
He’s taking the gap.

by The Fat Welshman August 18, 2022

Taking a Jabba

Taking a selfie from your chest, with the goal of making as many chins as possible in the photo.

Hold on, I'm taking a Jabba. I think I got seven chins in.

by adhlqetu January 1, 2017

taking a Rwtbr

"taking a Rwtbr" (pronounced Returb) means to follow your own rules and maybe take some more time then supposed to.

You really just took a Rwtbr, man. I hate that everybody's started taking a Rwtbr nowadays.

by Iwix May 23, 2024