Straight

For men it means you want a women.

For women it means you want a man or a man with a woman.

Fuck I’m straight for him.

by Dictator of penis January 20, 2024

As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013

Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.

“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023

allegedly straight

Anybody who isn't out.

Person to two guys: You would make a cute couple.

Guy: I'm straight
Person: Allegedly Straight

by m999999999m November 14, 2021

Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.

I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently

by El Choso November 8, 2025

Straight Outta Lynwood

"Weird Al" Yankovic's 12th studio album, released 2006. Features iconic songs such as White & Nerdy, Virus Alert, and Don't Download This Song. Title of the album is a parody of Straight Outta Compton..

"Straight Outta Lynwood is "Weird Al Yankovic's 12th album."

by 44Nifty June 9, 2023

Straight Yurple

Marijuana Strain Bred By Alfonso Davis III (Bay Area)

I’m on that straight yurple!

by Constellation89 August 8, 2018