Sandwich

a sandwich is a breakfeast, lunch or dinner food that consists of 1 or 2 pieces of bread (corn products will not be recognised as bread) that are not cooked whole, bread can be toasted and or the toppings however they should not be cooked together (grilled cheese, pizza and so on) if the item in question already has branding or recognition as a separete product it will not count as a sandwich (hotdog, hamburger, bagels, taco, burrito, and so on) sweet like products and dessert do not count as a sandwich (ice cream sandwich, cake, cheese cake, cinammon buns) however some items that do not follow sweets rule includes banana bread and milk bread due to the fact they are commonly used to make sandwiches thus are excempt.
items that are covered in breading do not count as a sandwich. (chicken wings, cheese sticks, onion rings, meatballs, chili cheese tops)

Person 1: Hey did you try that new Sandwich place on mainstreet?

Person 2: Yeah it was great!

by Spaghetti Gum August 7, 2021

Smelly Sandwich

What a girl has in between her legs when every waffle chef in town has slathered her sandwich.

“Sammi’s trying to steal my boyfriend”
“Yeah you and everybody else.”
“I’m not threatened though I heard about her smelly sandwich.”

by canbyhighschoolshooter April 18, 2018

Eating a sandwich

A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.

Kids, your Uncle Marshall was overdosing on xana- I mean, eating a sandwich.

by VeeTree April 23, 2021

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024

Fart Sandwich

A fart of such strong intensity that it can be tasted, and remains of which linger in the nose and mouth.

Everyone cleared the room after eating the dog’s fart sandwich.

by Dr Irka January 2, 2021

Eatting sandwiches and chips

Blowjobs

I’m eatting sandwiches and chips

by 3I3ah February 8, 2021

Sandwiching

1: A racially charged term referring to the slaves on a ship during the slave trade being stacked on top of each other body to body to maximize efficiency.
2: Sleeping between your mattress and the box spring/floor

I've been "sandwiching" for weeks now, maybe months, I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever make it out of here alive.

by xNCStarx October 31, 2021