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Cock Pocket

Me to my non-existent gf: Yo babe can I stick my dick in your Cock Pocket.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
by AnonymousNut March 13, 2018
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Scottish Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"
Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!
by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017
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hand in pocket

(Noun.) The act of fisting an anus for sexually gratification for either the fister and/or the fistee.
Adam was home and had nothing to do. His parents came into his room and found he had his hand in pocket.
by Abudaia March 4, 2017
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Hot Pocket

When a guy finishes very fast. The sex is less than 5 minutes .
by Pettybetty2k17 March 4, 2017
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Pocket Syndrome

When one is hanging out with a girl and he or she puts their hands in their pockets
"Hey do you see zach walking with his girl?"
"Yeah he got the pocket syndrome!!"
by Gav T July 2, 2016
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Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole
Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
by MP9 June 14, 2016
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pocket american

The use of other Countries to use American taxpayer pockets to fund their needs.
If someone stole my bike I'd sure like to have a Pocket American Handy.

A way of funding NATO.
by N8s76 June 1, 2016
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