I was getting the best head the other day, but my partner hates swallowing my load, so when I was ready to cum, I pulled out and gave him/her a runny egg
by El Pitoso November 19, 2023
by Zion183 August 30, 2020
An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.
Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.
Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.
by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023
Something has you really shook. It is basically equivalent to being super surprised. Originates in Memphis, TN from TC.
by Taytayfromthebaybay May 29, 2018
When some faggot buys bots on twitter to like and retweet their posts so they just have all these fucking eggs under their tweets.
by Fredericks R. Fucks August 18, 2016
dave is egg splash
by thereal1_17 February 17, 2021
Danny DeVito has egg energy!
by DanielTheDannyDeVitoLover October 15, 2019