Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent
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by Factsonlynokizzie April 29, 2021

Much like the force to a Jedi, a Ben uses ketamine to channel his metaphysical and ubiquitous power to accomplish many things. Most of which involve procuring rare rollerblades, formulating supplements, and rendering unicorns soggy in their under carriage
A Ben is also not the kind of guy you bring home to meet your mom... because he’ll fuck your mom.
A Ben is also not the kind of guy you bring home to meet your mom... because he’ll fuck your mom.
Person 1: Did you see Ben go into a K-hole at EDC?
Person 2: it only looks like that to the untrained eye
Person 2: it only looks like that to the untrained eye
by Klitkommander666 November 22, 2021

Where do i begin.,. he is so so so so sos os s so beautiful and perfect. words cannot descirbe his prefections . is astounihsing ,. ben x tamra for life foreva . ,., .
by theofficialbenlover March 29, 2021

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