by borayds January 14, 2022

by Reno775 July 8, 2021

money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.
Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!
3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!
3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by matteroffactmeandyouaregreat! July 8, 2021

by Clowns will eat me April 10, 2024

by Urban dictionary of California November 7, 2020

A more modern term for "disposable income", which is defined as, "Income (after taxes) that is available to you for saving or spending."
The term is commonly used to refer to the money young adults waste on needless things, like shutter shades, Nintendo Wiis, etc.
The term is commonly used to refer to the money young adults waste on needless things, like shutter shades, Nintendo Wiis, etc.
"I have enough money to pay my bills, I just need to pick up a couple extra hours so I can have some ringtone money for our trip to the West Palm Beach."
by BenSDC February 2, 2010

by yourmthfknmama November 15, 2021
