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Middle school

Where kids think they’re grown for learning how babies are made
Middle school child: I know how babies are made
Underpaid staff: 😐
by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023
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St. Paul’s Middle School

This assy school. I hate this bum ass ratchet ass school. It’s full of hood rats and slow people. People be fucking In the bathroom when they be ah school dance . I remember in 6th grade two girls were literally fucking in the bathroom. Bo I hate this dirty ass school
St. Paul’s middle school is a cock suckin school, filled with hoes
by Non existent April 9, 2022
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Middle school

Oh hell where there’s bullies, popular kids, and nerds. Also your favorite class is half your identity and all of the classes are their own cult
by Purpstar615 January 15, 2023
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Great Valley Middle School

A mediocre school in Pennsylvania that thinks it is the shit with their awards hanging in the halls. Students are either popular assholes with daddys money to spend, teachers pets on steroids, normal people, or people who you arent even sure know how to speak. a very rare percentage of said popular kids are nice. most teachers are protected by their tenure and therefore flirt with 13 year olds. They pick favorites, give way too much work, are racist, sexist, or all of the above. 6th graders are loud, 7th graders are louder, and most people by 8th grade no longer have a will to live. they are still loud.
by fattyfatfatfatfatty November 27, 2023
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Randall Middle School

Full of pick me's, rich kids, emos, gay raging republicans, oh and ur mom <3
I go to the dump such as Randall Middle School.
by Ur MoMmY $%% September 8, 2021
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cisne middle school

A shitty ass school with teachers who favor the rich and very athletic kids. Or a school that favors asshole athletic boys over anyone else.
by Flora Kid November 21, 2020
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middle school

This place is the worst years of our lives
The place where it doesn't make most people thrive
Affected by puberty, with pimples and moods
Causing boys and girls to ask people to send nudes

The boys become perverts and the girls become whores
And they end up drawing dicks on the doors
Middle school relationships are for people who are freaks
Relationships like this last no more than 2 weeks

Girls running their mouths and getting into fights
That makes the witnesses have lots of fright
Hair extensions and loose acrylic nails everywhere
People shouting "WORLDSTAR" and more people swear

Kids smoke in the bathroom and acting like they're grown
People smashing in the bathroom and making loud moans
A girl getting pregnant and the father leaves her
And moves on to make more girls lured

People lose most of their elementary school friends
And they wanted their life to end
Then they made new friends later on
Some kids later became Satan's spawns

Of course, there are bullies that lower your self-esteem in middle school
If you snitch, the teachers don't give a shit and act like they're cool
Then you deal with them your own and put them out of misery
And the principal suspends you from hell; what a victory!

Most of you guys have these stereotypes
People like these are a bunch of asswipes
Middle school ain't like playing with balloons
But don't worry, it'll be over soon
Elementary schooler who isn't in middle school yet: I can't wait to go to middle school! We're gonna have dances and lots of fun!
Middle schooler: Trust me, middle school is the most boring years of life you will ever experience.
Elementary schooler: I doubt it.
A couple years later...
Former elementary schooler who is in middle school: That middle schooler is right. It is boring.
by a random eggplant July 20, 2020
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