New Vienna, Ohio

New Vienna, Ohio is a teeny-tiny itsy-bitsy town in southern Ohio. It is located in Clinton county, however, some people with a New Vienna address live in Highland county. This small town has only one traffic light, yet contains two gas stations, a family dollar, a bank, a car wash, a library, a police office and fire station, an ice cream shop, an pizza place, an elementary school, a factory, and two churches. There is also a railroad running through the center of town, but there are rarely any locomotives. The 2000 Census states that there are 1,294 residents of New Vienna. New Vienna was incorporated on June 7th, 1853, and is a rural community with lots and lots of farmland. In fact, the school has a cornfield behind it!

I love New Vienna, Ohio! It's my hometown!

by MaeLeighOliver November 6, 2012

What else is new?

A sarcastic phrase referring to an altogether predictable and meh revelation, literally meaning - so do you have something else that's real news?

Monica : Joey smells gas!
Chandler : So what else is new?

by UD8946 August 4, 2020

new keyboard syndrome

When you get a new keyboard and for the first few days you can't seem to type anything because you aren't used to the setup of the keys.

I was going to send you that email, but I have new keyboard syndrome.

by madaman333 February 8, 2015

New Lurk City

a lifestyle collective/band based in New York City's downtown scene. Group of kids who perform live shows, drink, loiter, party, fight & sneak in high class parties.

Bob: you going to that New Lurk City show tonight?
Steve: them New Lurk City boys always into something, always turning up a party! hell yea!
Bob: see you there

by DannyGlova May 2, 2013

New Friend Syndrome

When you make a new friend and you feel the need to constantly talk to and message them to the point of annoying them. This happens more often with girls than boys, but there are rare cases of Male New Friend Syndrome.

Audrey: Uh-oh, I think I'm starting to annoy Alexis. I should probably stop messaging her so much until my New Friend Syndrome calms down.

by Trollzaya June 24, 2013

Bearded New Yorker

A derogatory slang word for a Jewish person. Most likely derived from the tradional beard fround on most Hacidic Jewish men. An Artie Lange creation originally aired on the Howard Stern Show on July 22, 2008 which spiked the google search top 10.

Watch out for that bearded New Yorker, he fakes the certifications on his diamonds.

by US and A August 16, 2008

fox-news-ing

to embellish or completely lie about something in order to gain more ratings or hits. This can be used by shows,websites,news papers or word of mouth.

WOW the baby didn't have a gun in its hand it was a elmo sippy cup. That guy totally was "fox-news-ing" the story about the baby

by Mykka March 13, 2008