Couple Goals ♡ 

Quite literally a couple that just say ooga booga and booba to eachother and love each eachother more than anything

"Ayo what the fuck are Aliyah and Alex doing"

"They're saying dumb shit gibberish to eachother, they are literally Couple Goals ♡"

Couple Goals ♡ by Raptor R3x April 17, 2021

Sus Goat 

A goat that acts extremely suspicious because it follows people and isn't seen doing any tasks. It could either be the impostor, or it could be innocent... just really, REALLY suspicious.

Ryuko: What's that goat doing over there standing next to the garbage?

Mario: Ryuko, the goat isn't taking out the trash! It's acting pretty sus, so I'd say that this is a Sus Goat!

Ryuko: ...are you that obsessed with Among Us?

Sus Goat by Larry The Traitor April 18, 2021

couple goals 

kay and blair

kay and blair are couple goals

couple goals by wisteriiaaa May 4, 2021

Couple Goals 

Jupi and Claire

Jupi and Claire are couple goals, what I wouldn't give for a relationship like theirs.

Couple Goals by SquigglyMunchkin May 7, 2021

Discount Goat 

In the old days, the goat was known as a mammal, part of the Bovidae family. In modern days, the goat has evolved into the abbreviation, greatest of all time. When one is asked if they are a goat during a game of Valorant, they are wondering if you are a skilled and valuable player. If you do not possess these qualities, you are known as a discount goat. This means you are the goat at the farm that no individual wishes to own and will send to the slaughterhouse to become a nice stew.

tohubohu #7677 is so good at Valorant, unlike da boss #7058, who is a discount goat.

Discount Goat by orangecrocs4life May 8, 2021

Knuckle gnats 

When your front knuckle smells so bad it attracts gnats

That girl front knuckle stank so bad her knuckle gnats are invading my space.

Knuckle gnats by Saltynsprinkles June 25, 2021

Funne goat haha 

Hehe funne goat is funne

person hehe funne goat haha
everyone else hehe funne goat

Funne goat haha by da goat ov wisdum July 7, 2021