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Charlie Eden

Some 16 year old autistic NONCE who touches up little Bhutanese children whilst fantasising about raping his mongoloid sister, he also supports Everton, and loves getting railed by Wayne Rooney. He currently studies esports at some dodgy six form. Vote Reform UK, BNP, BUF, EDL and Tate. O.R.I.O.N
Charlie Eden got touched up by an Everton fan whilst touching up some 5 year old girl again 🙄
by Seeking March 25, 2025
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Charlies Incidents

The Charlie incidents are many various incidents occurred during Charlie Crabb's schooling, including destruction of locker, carving of locker, banana in locker, toe in mouth, Chloe, its crusting, McDonald's incident, Violet Bonser incident, bark chips phone call incident, BL edits address video incident, carrot sucking incident, alopecia incident, hand in ass incident, dried nutella on face, sanding between the toes incident, midnight ketchup croissant incident Glue Stick Incident, Milk Explosion Incident, Mystery Meat Incident, Expired Yoghurt War, Spaghetti Sock Incident, Vaseline Chair Incident, Cheese Slice Sunburn Incident, Frozen Underwear Incident, Toothpaste in Sandwich Incident, Rice in Pencil Case Incident, Wet Sock Prank, Mystery Mayo Handshake, Soap in Water Bottle Incident, Salted Coffee Incident, Yoghurt in Shoes Incident, Melted Chocolate in Pocket Incident, Mouldy Bread in Bag Incident, Lemon Juice Eye Incident, Frozen Chicken Nugget Fight Ketchup in Hat Incident, Onion Juice in Water Bottle Incident, Wet Toilet Paper Ceiling Incident, Mystery Egg Smash Incident, Sardine Locker Incident, Crushed Chips in Bed Incident, Expired Milk Balloon Incident, Sticky Note Ambush Incident, Peanut Butter Door Handle Incident, Hidden Tuna Sandwich Incident, Sneezing Powder in Hoodie Incident, Mystery Sock in Lunchbox Incident, Rotten Fruit in Desk Incident, Cabbage Pillow Incident.
"Charlies Incidents was pure chaos, from the destruction of locker incident and banana in locker incident to the bizarre toe in mouth incident and carrot sucking incident. The madness peaked with the BL edits address video incident, hand in ass incident, and the unforgettable midnight ketchup croissant incident."
by skibidifanumtax March 25, 2025
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Charlie

Charlie is a extremely sexy dude that can pull any and as much girls as he wants. He is just so handsome that the ladies beg for his cock. He's a great kisser and knows how to fuck hard.
Charlie is so sexy
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Charlie

Charlie fucked up the Mac-n-cheese again.
by Joe_Mama_34 November 22, 2021
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Charlie

Charlie fucked up the Mac-n-cheese again.
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Charlie

The Bro of all Bros, the man who will uphold the Bro Code, the guy who waits for you to tie your shoes when everyone else has left. If you needed a guy for something, Charlie is your MAN.

He is the nice guy, the drinking buddy, the hot friend, that you know you can count on. He follows the pledge of “Bros before Hoes”, and the BEST MAN.
You’ll never be as awesome as Charlie.
Sorry mate, but I already have a Charlie.
by lazylamma404 November 22, 2021
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Charlie

Charlie is that person you will find incredibly intriguing. The mind he has is full of wonder and incredible depth. When he smiles he laughs. The way his eyes are is more then what you think you see. He sees into your soul. Charlie can see things others can’t. Funny, charming, handsome, and incredibly smart. The man you wish you could have met sooner but once you meet him you fall in deep with his energy and essence.

He will be there to give you that hug you always wanted and the kiss you always dreamed of. Charlie is Charlie .. but so much more.
“Charlie get me snow caps”- girl
“ I already had it waiting for you.” Charlie
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