Blowed

When you’re upset, surprised, disappointed, or angry. Can be used in various contexts and is usually referred to as slang in these contexts.

If your friend spent all the money they owe you on food you would be blowed or blown.
“When he did that shit, it blew me.”

by T.born_s1nner January 8, 2025

Intent to Blow

The delicate art of prejudging a goal as dead by blowing the whistle after it has crossed the goal line.

We got strangers moving into our neighborhood so quick take down the for sale signs as they threaten our intent to blow.

by Murray the K May 13, 2023

Blowing SuperChunks

Vomiting up something that looks like dog food.

Kind of like being sick normally, but when examined it's full of meaty chunks. And probably marrowbone jelly.

Named after the eponymous dogfood brand.

Jeez, Dude, I don't know what I ate last night but I was blowing SuperChunks until the early hours!

by King Drax November 26, 2010

Blow-holing

When you’re sitting in the bathtub and the tip of your penis floats above the surface of the water such that your urethra is exposed to the air.

I was on the phone talking to Joey in the bathtub totally blow-holing.

by Patmanpancakes December 10, 2022

Whatever blows your hair back

People are diverse and their preferences are correspondingly diverse. Some might like sports cars and watches or other tech gadgets etc.

Bill: Hey, did see that new Seiko 5 watch that came out yesterday?
Rudolph: No, I'm not a fan of watches.
Bill: Dude, it's one of the best entry watches right now. I'm definitely getting one.
Rudolph: Whatever blows your hair back, dude. Like I told you, I'm not a fan of watches.

by liprox May 14, 2022

mfs be blowing loads of jizz

niggas gotta do what niggas gotta do
das the rule, simple shit bruh

randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"

randy: yeah

by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022

Blow the grampuse

To throw cold water on a man who has fallen asleep when on duty.

I blew the grampuse on my lazy coworker.
Let's blow the grampuse and get his trolleywags wet!

by JordanR February 19, 2007