Jake Kurz

a looser that only plays fortnite and thinks he can wheelie but can’t and has no friends

Jake Kurz is such a weirdo

by Carlos the Mexican April 11, 2019

Jake

Jake is a man with a massive dick

Guy1: woah he has a HUGE penis

Guy2: it's obviously Jake

Guy3: he's a sketch

Jake: ayy blud wanna get boxed up

Guy3: soz

by Mr.Tumble August 21, 2019

Jake

Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!

Girl 1-Did you see those muscles at the gym today?

Girl 2-Yeah! He must have been a Jake!

by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021

Jake Paul

a braindead fucker, that brainwashes children into watching his cancer inducing vlogs.
people that like him must be complete dumbasses.

he's nothing but a scum. and needs to be arrested for the fucked up shit he's done.
and his brother isn't any better.

hey, you good? you seem traumatized.

i think i just got brain cancer, because i watched a jake paul video..

ouch.

by leagueofdick September 30, 2018

Jake

A really cool motherfucker that likes to fuck the brains out of chicks. He has a huge cock and loves men.

That Guys' a complete jake.

by Eat_me_out June 8, 2020

Jake

One of the many nicknames gangsters have for cops.

Rapper Nardo Wick uses this term in his popular hit “Who Want Smoke”.

“Nine, ten, eleven, we ain't gon' say that number, we don't fuck with jakes“

by geminigod February 24, 2022

Jake

Retarded hooligan who lives in denmark

Jake is a white nigger

by IHateBishan123 November 14, 2017