Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

high riding

when your pants are so high it's not even funny .

black guy : bro you see that nigga over there ?
black guy #2 : yah son , nigga looks stupid .
black guy : word , niggas are high riding .

by 101niggajk November 16, 2010

Riding longo

someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.

Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...

by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015

Riding Stranger

Riding in a back seat of the driver and performing a reach around. (male and female)

Suzie is driving her car while Billy gives her a riding stranger from the back seat.

by Danzanzio June 28, 2009

Mexican basket ride

When your partner spins a rod between a rope hanging from the ceiling, grabs right, and spins as fast as she can on your penis.

Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
Mexican basket ride?

Mexican basket ride?

by Slappyhandle December 13, 2024

Mc Ride

a homeless person screaming into the microphone about their political beliefs, sex, drugs, and his fans being absolute fucking dorks

"dude mc ride is so fucking awesome"
"ueaj......"

by ivyrawrxd63 August 4, 2024

Ride the lightning

To get tased by a taser, especially by a cop. Past tense: Rode the lightning

The cop told me I was going to ride the lightning if I kept trying to run.

by mynameajeffe August 2, 2022