A boy who runs away from year 7s but gives it verbal to everyone he thinks he’s bad but get violated majority of the time
by Fagstar77 April 15, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jake: I hope I get the part I want in the school musical!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!1!1!1!
Anybody else: shut up we’re in the library
Anybody else: shut up we’re in the library
by Cowboy_StateFarm November 10, 2020
Get the Jakemug. a retard who thinks he is the face of boxing which he is not he is a scum that has only won like 3 fights and he is calling out boxers who have way more wins than him. I hope Connor McGregor midget self whoops him. jake paul is not the king of boxing he is a white cunt who think he is the shit.
kid: Jake Paul is better than Muhammad Ali
me*takes out shotgun proceeding to shoot the kid several times* never ever say that again
kid:*in pool of blood*
me*takes out shotgun proceeding to shoot the kid several times* never ever say that again
kid:*in pool of blood*
by cuntdaddy123 May 25, 2021
Get the Jake Paulmug. The hottest man to ever walk the planet. The bestest friend anyone could ask for. The most cutest cutie.
No your the cutieeeeee.
No your the cutieeeeee.
by Weedzon February 3, 2022
Get the Jake Dahlmug. An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.
Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.
by Imouto-chan January 4, 2022
Get the Jakemug. Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.
Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”
You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
by EricShun100 July 25, 2023
Get the Jakemug. by Creamy beans April 28, 2022
Get the Mumkey Jakemug.