cat the dead dog

the cat died to the dead dog

cat the dead dog died

by flying man April 21, 2023

Dead

1) Something you say to someone when they tell you a joke and it was really funny, usually said in between laughter
2) Something texted or tweeted when a joke is kinda funny and you never actually laugh but you feel the need to say you did

*someone tells an okay joke*
“WOW TIFFANY THAT WAS SO FUNNY. IM DEAD. HAHAHHAHA.”

by c8cross March 1, 2018

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

dead air pressure

Level of dead air.

(Dead air)
Someone: "Oh God the dead air pressure is high!"

by ivancuber April 22, 2017

Living Dead Syndrome

Being very hungover. Refers to people acting like zombies when they are hungover.

1. Tyler got Living Dead Syndrome this weekend.

2. I couldn't even score high on the wank factor because I had Living Dead Syndrome

by -Trollkriger- June 7, 2009

dead hamiez

LA niggas saying deadass.

Onna dead hamiez we catch that fool lackin.

by stackslluvxo January 27, 2024

Commit Dead Baby

The act of dying, and or killing someone in discrete manner. Often by the proxy of overmedicating.

Did you hear about Ginger? Turns out she pulled a Commit Dead Baby. I guess she shouldn’t have taken all that birth control.

by BenDober September 4, 2019