Take A Mokon

Taking a Shit

I need to take a mokon and blow this concentrated evil out the back of me

by Nepharius November 17, 2023

taking the gap

Slang from the guerrilla war in Zimbabwe for white Rhodesians who left for South Africa. Also a euphemism for dying.

You know that bank robber shot by the police?
Yeah?
He’s taking the gap.

by The Fat Welshman August 18, 2022

take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Taking a 'Shelly'

Being on the work place receiving end of a recreation of the 1990s Tango orange man from the sombrero wearing fuck wit in the office

"11am Tina sent that bloody email and he's just ignored it, now I'm the one taking a 'Shelly'"

by Laid Back Larry July 22, 2022

Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.

Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.

by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023

Take the mickey

Take the word from someone (take the microphone), and make fun of/tease them.

They take the Mickey out of everyone thats not good enough.

by Dr.knowanything May 5, 2020

Taking a Jabba

Taking a selfie from your chest, with the goal of making as many chins as possible in the photo.

Hold on, I'm taking a Jabba. I think I got seven chins in.

by adhlqetu January 1, 2017