Poo porn

When a lovely individual sets up a camera and records themselves consuming a frozen turd up their poo hole
‘oh my god, my rectum hurts.’

‘Must’ve been from all that poo porn, marge.’
by Peeninhole69 March 22, 2021
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Poo Porn

An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.
Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"

Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.

Clint- "You're fucking gross man"
by Kent no January 04, 2020
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It’s porn

🎶I watch it every night, it’s got the juice 🎶
It’s porn we love it and also go on www.pornhub.com
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PAINT PORN

Paint porn is people rubbing paint on there body while there naked
Dude you watched paint porn same man
by Dteven November 03, 2020
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Yeezy Porn

WOOOOO! Yeah, sounds like fun. I won't watch it but, you know. You gotta keep paying those women to do the thing they're already doing for free.... You know? Or society will break down... Cus you won't be able to motivate the men to work in vain in the hopes that a crum of pussy will fall their way while lesser men steal and hoard reality for themselves.
Hym "Watch out PornHub! Yeezy Porn is coming at you! Wooo! The lone defender! Right here!"
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
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porn addiction

a addiction of pornography.
can cause troubles with romantic or sexual realtionships.

some watch porn SO much that they get erectile disfuction.

also amateur porn fucking sucks
"dude parker has such a porn addiction that his penis has trouble getting hard"
by quotev.com August 15, 2023
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Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.
Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.
by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020
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