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Reversed van Gogh

When you go in for a hug with the intent of saying goodbye, forcefully pressing your warm ear against the ear of the other individual. The gesture on itself is as manly as it is awkward, especially when the Reversed van Gogh'er is bearded up.
"Yo, when John-John left the party he completely Van Gogh'ed my #ss".

"I can still feel the brush of his stubble on my cheek from the time Franky Reversed van Gogh'ed me".
by Johnnie Toto March 24, 2019
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REVERSE SPOODLE

When you suck the post nasal drip into your mouth whilst getting head and then spit it into your lovers mouthole.
WOW, no need for pizza now, that reverse Spoodle you fed me was extra chunky sooo filling, nighty night.
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Reverse Blumpectomy

The opposite reciprocal of a blumpkin. It is a sexual act of performing fellatio on one’s partner while simultaneously inserting one’s own fecal matter into their anus.
My mouth and rectum are on fire after performing a reverse blumpectomy!
by Keiko_Dog May 22, 2019
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Reverse Cracker

The opposite of a cracker- a stupid nigger
Brad: "Hey Carter, hows it been?"
Carter: "Its been good, I have been making good progress on my Spiderman sex robot project! How about you?"
Brad: "I..its been fine, haha."
Carter: "Hey Brad, look over there on the sidewalk, it's a stupid reverse cracker!"
Brad: "Whats a reverse cracker?"
Carter: "The opposite of a cracker, silly!"
Brad: "So you mean a--"
Carter: "STUPID GOD DAMNED NIGGER!"
Brad: "Alright, I gotta go, see ya."
Brad: *Runs off offended as Brad is African*
by ThatsjustHowitis June 3, 2019
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Reverse Octagon

When you and 7 other friends creat the shape of a octagon by lying on your sides. You must all be naked. You have to beat your meat to the other people around the octagon and the first person to get nut on everyone’s face wins.
Steve: you down you reverse octagon?

Geboris :yessir, do you already have enough ppl?
Steve: I’m sure we can get some.
The next day
Geboris: I took a big W last night in reverse octagon.
Steve: round two?
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Reverse preying mantis

A reverse black widow or preying mantis is a male that kills a female after they mate.
Henry VIII of England was a reverse preying mantis since he would chop a female's head off after they mated.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019
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The reverse sand fist

The reverse sand fist is a sex move in which you wet your hand, stick it in sand, do a 360 and fist somebody
Bob: So Dan what did you do to Amanda last night.

Dan: Well I hit her with the reverse sand fist and left the house
by Standingshady November 29, 2019
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